me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
I have done bad things. I can’t take them back, and they are part of who I am. Most of the time, they seem like the only thing I am.