kawaiiest-bitch:

_{Madonna making will.i.am hold her shit}

when will slavery end?

galaxys4:

madturbating:

NO

THAT WOULD BE FUCKING WORSE

balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

and think the video is broken when it stops to load

“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

“work in pairs”

amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

buzzfeedfood:

“Cut Food” is the brainchild of photographer Beth Galton and food stylist Charlotte Omnès. All liquids are suspended with gelatin, making the most mundane snacks into works of art.

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti