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goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

yungterra:

what she says: I’m fine
what she means: I’m mad about the national debt

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable