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pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

sassykardashian:

Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

astonishingly:

can someone clean up my life

unsmokable:

I’m like 25% chipotle

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that