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me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep
mentallyhurts said: Lol what's some characteristic traits of a fuck boy?! 💁

pinkvelourtracksuit:

a fuck boy

  • complains about stretch marks or pubic hair 
  • his tumblr archive is a sea of racially ambiguous women and pictures of weed
  • expects u to suck him up for like 5 hours but eats u out for like 2 seconds
  • his twitter and instagram is full of transphobic and misogynistic shit
  • he does music and it’s garbage but he swears that he got bars
  • he texts u shit like ‘when u gone see me?’ or ‘send me a pic’
  • he got that fuck boy hair cut 

gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

dinaxomg:

I reblog this every Halloween

dinaxomg:

I reblog this every Halloween

odumb:

i didnt think it could go too far

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..

neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u